You're driving down the highway, you look to your left you see an advertisement for McDonald's, extremely tempting. Your mouth begins to water as you envision yourself destroying a McDouble. But Wait! You bought The Porta Juice, and you are better than your cravings. Laughing maniacally at all the poor drive-thru saps, you speed away into the sunset with your freshly blended smoothie.
Product Description: The Porta Juice is a completely portable blender bottle! Powered by an Android phone charger and sized to match a plastic water bottle, The Porta-Juice can go anywhere you can imagine and blend anything and everything with a simple charge up!